You know that guy who does that show "Dirty Jobs" on the Discovery Chanel? Well, I think he should come to my house, or some mother's house for his next show.
It's 10:30 a.m., and I guess you could say I've been on the job since 5 a.m. (I mean, technically it's been a straight 4 months and one day). I have been puked on and pooped on. Twice (the poop, not the puke; and to all of you non-parents, this is good news because poop is normal, vomit is not.). And just to be clear, we are talking vomit, not spit up. I had on jeans and had to change my underwear. Puke.
The good news is that the vomit was just a reaction to a medicine, so I don't have a sick baby.
Brings new meaning to "How was your day, honey?"
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